The Curious Case of Yui Thiccano

Hey guys, Oppaira here. If you haven't been living under a rock you've undoubtedly seen Yui lately. And, well, you've probably noticed that Yui Hatano is now Yui Thiccano, as I've been calling her. Today I'm here to take a deeper dive into the new and improved Yui. I've been telling people Yui is the best example that I have of the existence of a god so let's go examine the Argument of Thiccano.

The most natural place to start has got to be to look at where she is now. Both her ass and tits are insane these days, and if you don't believe me just look at exhibit A and B below.

I mean seriously they're both looking incredible, how can you not love them? Now I know one of you is going to say something like it's not that big of a difference or whatever. You're going to gaslight me into thinking she's always been this curvy and I'm imagining things. Not today you aren't, because I came with the receipts.

First up I've got her profile on T-Powers, her agency. That's as official as it gets, and she's listed at 93H boobs with 103cm hips. Say whatever you want but that's as good as it gets for proof. But hey, numbers are just numbers right, anyone can fudge those. I myself complain a ton that official boob sizes don't make sense. So let me show you some side by sides that you can't fake.

Here's her ass side by side. I've long since been an advocate that Yui's ass was underappreciated but man does it look extra juicy here. It's so juicy it's almost giving me Maria Nagai vibes it's ridiculous. But fine, maybe her ass improvement isn't as wild because I do admit her ass was always nice. I know I just said numbers are bad but for the record, if I use Rebecca stats it's showing her hips are up 18cm... Anyway, after this next clip you won't have a leg to stand on.

I mean seriously look at the size difference. It's insane. These are like 10 years apart and all I can say is that if you told me these were the same pair of boobs I wouldn't believe you. Yui's boobs always felt like they were not meant for Oppai, which is where the left clip comes from, but my word do they look like they belong today. They're up two cup sizes and 5cm only but there's no way, they look like they've grown a lot more than that would suggest. Especially when you see them up close...

I mean just look at her ability to give paizuri now. She's no Hitomi but I mean, her boobs are definitely right for the job now and it's incredible.

That's a great question and honestly it's not quite so black and white. It's not like she woke up one day and her F cups were magically H cups. I do, however, have about as good of a clip as you're going to find to try and pinpoint it.

This clip above shows you month by month in cowgirl so you can try and figure it out yourself. To me it looks like it really picked up around the end of 2024 / beginning of 2025. It does look like her boobs fluctuate a bit from video to video as they do look a bit bigger from time to time. Maybe that's just the angle or her being slightly bent over in some places, it's next to impossible to get 20 clips from 20 different releases in 20 different months all with the exact same position, deal with it. But yeah, it looks to me like her boobs aren't really done growing. And it's not like I can tell a difference from a year ago in terms of how big her body is, like I don't see her gaining any weight. Sure, she's perhaps not quite as slim as she was 10 years ago and that's kind of understandable, but I also don't think her weight gain is so significant that anyone's sitting here saying she's unhealthy. And honestly she still looks good, especially in an age where skinny trend is taking over a little too much that it's refreshing to see some juicy women.

I'm glad you asked. Oh you didn't? Well I'm glad I asked then. Because honestly the kicker for me isn't just that Yui's juicier now in all the right ways but that her performing has gotten better as well. I wouldn't really have expected it but it's been really obvious in a lot of ways that, well, you'll see when I show you.

Who knew Yui for deepthroating? Definitely not me. I mean sure I've seen older stuff where she could, but it was only in content where the whole video was a deepthroat theme, and even those were rare for her. These days it feels like Yui deepthroats for fun. She'll just casually start deepthroating out of nowhere, whether she's in some wild PTA video like above or even some sensual lovers' release. Not enough actresses casually add deepthroating to their blowjob repertoires, it's mostly when the video calls for it. Yui is one of the few I can count on to just always muster it and as someone who really enjoys it this has been a blessing.

Yui's kissing has also taken a strong turn as well. I wouldn't say Yui was bad at kissing before or anything but what I've noticed is that she does it a lot now. Like she's always all over guys kissing them passionately like this. You just love to see it, or at least I do. I find this more passionate side to be one of the big ways that JAV separates itself from western porn, especially when there are a lot of videos that focus on it. I've long since wondered who the biggest contributor to the amount of kissing was in a video, whether it was the actor, actress, director, or the narrative - Yui is proving that she is the biggest contributor.

I'm guessing at this point I've successfully convinced you to watch her now if you haven't been. Maybe you didn't even make it this far the clips got you off. Or maybe you already closed the article and found some Yui videos to watch. If you made it this far without busting a nut then I congratulate you. Now it's time for your reward, some actual recommendations.

This recent release is quite a video I tell ya. Who doesn't want a snack mama to show up at school? She fucks all the teachers like it's nobody's business and honestly who can blame them? Here she is pulling up like a snack when really she's a 3 course meal with the moves she puts on. The way her kissing turns into licking them all over, the way she drools as she deepthroats, and don't even get me started on how wild she is riding them. An incredible release that just hits on every note you're looking for.

Maybe instead you'd rather watch Yui Thiccano in all her thiccness in VR. This video was nice, a great look at Yui being thicc and giving you all the other strengths I talked about in her performance. I really do think there's something to be said about watching Yui in VR like this with the way her body is, I mean come on. Yeah it's not quite the strongly themed video with the wildest performance but I'll be damned if I couldn't take my eyes off of the new Yui.

Yui Thiccano has been absolutely wonderful to watch. I've long since been a fan of Yui but I've always thought Yui was a little overrated, if I'm being perfectly honest. I'm not a hater it's just when you're going to call someone the greatest of all time (and Yui has as good a claim to that as any) the expectation is high. Yeah, I know I have some pretty big biases (pun intended) and these days Yui is living up to those biases. I mean maybe she could get even bigger but honestly this is a good size for her. Any bigger and maybe you'd start noticing the weight and I really don't want that, like I'm happy with where she is. It's insane to me that she has become this juicy without really gaining any significant weight, it just defies all I know about body types in a good way. The real kicker for me is that her performances are really living up to her title. The deepthroating and kissing have been incredible and she's really turning out to be the full package. Any time I looked at my top 10 or top 25 or whatever, I'd look at Yui and think that she's kind of overperforming being in my top 25 but outside the top 10. These days none of that, I'm legit wondering just how high she can go up my list. Will she wind up in my top 10? You'll just have to wait for when I post that (I can hear you booing me from there). But honestly, legitimately, the new Yui is about as good as it gets. Short of her winding up with Hitomi's boobs on her current body, she's exactly what I want in every way and I'm such a huge fan. Whatever's in your water Yui, please share with Hibiki next.

Anyway I hope you've enjoyed my rambling about Yui Thiccano and hope to see you again. Until next time!