Timing and Translation by Patonyan

(Second Half online February 20th)

YMMV outside of Japan and perhaps even inside too if you aren't a camera-wielding JAV studio on a mission, but it seems like at least one studio--SADISTIC VILLAGE--keeps on lucking out finding especially cute women to take part in some really out there sex game challenges. Doubtful a "hey, want to play a game that ends in really messy squirting sex and facials and creampies?" would work normally, but in today and Wednesday's three hour update, it seems to work with great success...three times!

To be honest, I've never been big on Jenga; in fact, balancing games in general aren't my bag. But I can see the allure now after having prepped this movie for ZENRA: cute Japanese woman wearing nothing more than a smile and tiny panties near bursting thanks to a powerfully pulsing vibrator attempting to pull out certain blocks to go for the goal. You get it and if it isn't obvious enough in that surprisingly (3+ minutes?!) long trailer, all three contenders fail miserably. But I couldn't imagine a JAV movie that simply ended partway through (though it'd be nice to have had one extra scene like that for the heck of it!) and here we go all the way and on that journey we get multiple examples of the wild and messy nakadashi sex SADISTIC VILLAGE is known for. Reality check: folks, this is JAV and this is part sex and part performance art. Almost certainly attempting to bone like this in real life would lead to a confused and probably not very aroused significant other!

There's no standout scenes in STARK NAKED LIFE-SIZED JENGA TOURNAMENT. Why? Because surprising nobody, they all deliver. It probably will come down to one's taste in women (long hair? short hair? curvy or extra curvy?) as otherwise, each match runs almost exactly like the others. In a 'fourth wall breaking' moment, I can't help but notice how this is shot in the same studio SV used in that great AD movie from earlier this year and even features the 'director' in that movie, the one who looks like a bulked up handsome thumb as the main stag this time around not directing, but pistoning and similar acts when needed; nearly mute too!

Recent years has seen SV producing more of these types of movies compared to their more traditional affair. While there may have been a few bumps, I feel like LIFE-SIZED JENGA takes the formula they were working and gives it a nice gloss. The casting nobody can complain about and the game itself is both novel and very sexy. Sometimes I may prefer sex to be less of an "event", but here it's calorie-intensive pistons like none other!