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You folks desperately need an editor.

No one interested in watching a sex video is going to read a 1000-word "review" that is mostly about production studios and JAV business history. Sorry, don't care.

I still have no idea what this video is about. Perhaps if I did, I might watch it.

In response to MoreMatureMomsPlease's comment

Me too. She's a sweetheart!

In response to Senior Ranger's comment

For clarity sake, I do not use the term "yakuza" and did not write it in my original piece. It was placed there by "admin."

Silly Sadism


If titillating sex is what you want, this ain’t the video for you. If sadistic humiliation with a touch of silliness puts a tent pole in your pants, this may be the best you’ll ever find. It’s about two hours and 10 minutes of whacky sadism and 20 minutes of boring sex.

On a positive note, it’s a very well produced video. You would rarely see it’s equal in any adult entertainment venue. Sets are beautiful, clothing is elegant, lighting and camera work are superb, it seems to be shot in the highest definition. There’s one glaring glitch — the wedding planner pulls a cheap plastic clipboard folder out of her briefcase that looks like a last-minute thing from a dollar store. Glaringly out of place.

The actors play their parts well, for the most part. The bride is impassive throughout, passively going through all indignities showing almost no emotion at all — as if she is stunned to silence by what is happening. The pappy of the bride is the comic relief of the show. He chews the scenery for two solid hours, wailing, waving his hands around (with nary a tear to be seen).

The basic story is that a company owned by one group is in financial trouble. Another company (perhaps owned by a yakuza group) bails them out by taking the first group's offspring as a bride of one of their made men. All appears well until the wedding planner visits the bride to be, and for me, she is the real star of the show. She is a true sadism master and loves lording it over the bride-to-be. Turns out they had been college mates at one time, and the wedding planner appears to hold a grudge of some sort. She does a wonderful job at it. I was hoping she would get into the sex act as she has a great body, but no such luck.


The wedding itself is Western traditional — complete with a “priest” with a huge toy cross hanging upon his chest (comical to me as I’ve done a lot of wedding photography). The bride is in a humiliation costume leaving her virtually naked — with bells dangling from her nipples. Apparel for the groom is standard crime group upscale. He promises to take care of her, she promises to obey him, her wedding ring is a bright red slave collar. And then it’s on to the wedding reception.

The reception is done game show style. The winners of a bingo game get to have simulated sex with the bride while all watch and laugh. In the front row, the bride’s pappy wails and the momma hides her face. The wedding planner is the reception emcee, and she does an outstanding job.

The final 20 minutes is a scene of marriage consummation on stage. I nodded off for a few minutes here. The husband fucks the bride, shoots a load in her pussy and presumably impregnates her. And the one-time little rich girl commences her life of service to a slaver.

This video is a classic pearls before swine. The story is so ludicrous it cannot be taken seriously so it’s either satire or pure comedy. And yet, the production is virtually flawless, and a lot of resources were invested in it. I guess this is what happens when a professional production company promises to produce a hairbrained script from a customer.

You could also view this as an explicit morality play — the depraved depths we can descend into for the love of wealth. For me, I prefer pure, wanton sex, and this is one I’d not watch again.

-edited by admin

Silly, Slutty and Great Good Fun


Sluts are the best women and meaningless sex is always the most fun sex. This video embodies that perfectly.

Four couples, sweet, proper and demure ladies matched to their upright, stolid boyfriends agree to compete for a million Yen. The basis is a juvenile game, and the goal is to identify the hidden boyfriends. Each woman has to examine a disguised male to see if it’s her chosen mate. This “examination” is accomplished by anonymous sex and each round reveals another layer of sluttiness in the women. By the end, these demure flowers are dick crazed to the point of fighting one another to get a dick into their pussies.

The silliness begins with the juvenile game itself. Then the “boyfriends” are only marginally disguised. Anyone with eyes to see can easily detect which one is which. The one minute of sucking a dick is actually closer to three minutes. This two-and-a-half hour romp could really have been done in an hour.

The first half, 90 minutes, has rounds of blowjobs and pussy eating. One woman gets so excited she sucks dick beyond the time allowed and sucks the cum right out of it. The sluttiness begins to emerge. Meanwhile, the show host shoots provocative questions at the women intended to bring out their sluttiness. Encouraging one woman to put all her energy into examining a particular dick she tells her, “Every dick has good aspects.”

Second half is an hour of lusty fucking, and it would get a bit boring were it not for the increasing wantonness and sluttiness of these “proper” ladies. Fucked into a lustful insanity a couple of creampies happen. They are likely faked, but who cares. It’s all in the service of slutty good fun with beautiful women.

Aside from my usual gripe about the damnable pixelation, I don’t like that this is bisected. If you watch the first half, it’s like you only got the foreplay, arousal stage of sex. You have to get the second half to get your dick in a pussy. It feels a little manipulative, but the overall video is already much longer than it needs to be. If you can only do one, I’d suggest the second half, sort of like doing a quickie. You won’t have the great full experience, but you’ll get off.