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Silly Sadism


If titillating sex is what you want, this ain’t the video for you. If sadistic humiliation with a touch of silliness puts a tent pole in your pants, this may be the best you’ll ever find. It’s about two hours and 10 minutes of whacky sadism and 20 minutes of boring sex.

On a positive note, it’s a very well produced video. You would rarely see it’s equal in any adult entertainment venue. Sets are beautiful, clothing is elegant, lighting and camera work are superb, it seems to be shot in the highest definition. There’s one glaring glitch — the wedding planner pulls a cheap plastic clipboard folder out of her briefcase that looks like a last-minute thing from a dollar store. Glaringly out of place.

The actors play their parts well, for the most part. The bride is impassive throughout, passively going through all indignities showing almost no emotion at all — as if she is stunned to silence by what is happening. The pappy of the bride is the comic relief of the show. He chews the scenery for two solid hours, wailing, waving his hands around (with nary a tear to be seen).

The basic story is that a company owned by one group is in financial trouble. Another company (perhaps owned by a yakuza group) bails them out by taking the first group's offspring as a bride of one of their made men. All appears well until the wedding planner visits the bride to be, and for me, she is the real star of the show. She is a true sadism master and loves lording it over the bride-to-be. Turns out they had been college mates at one time, and the wedding planner appears to hold a grudge of some sort. She does a wonderful job at it. I was hoping she would get into the sex act as she has a great body, but no such luck.


The wedding itself is Western traditional — complete with a “priest” with a huge toy cross hanging upon his chest (comical to me as I’ve done a lot of wedding photography). The bride is in a humiliation costume leaving her virtually naked — with bells dangling from her nipples. Apparel for the groom is standard crime group upscale. He promises to take care of her, she promises to obey him, her wedding ring is a bright red slave collar. And then it’s on to the wedding reception.

The reception is done game show style. The winners of a bingo game get to have simulated sex with the bride while all watch and laugh. In the front row, the bride’s pappy wails and the momma hides her face. The wedding planner is the reception emcee, and she does an outstanding job.

The final 20 minutes is a scene of marriage consummation on stage. I nodded off for a few minutes here. The husband fucks the bride, shoots a load in her pussy and presumably impregnates her. And the one-time little rich girl commences her life of service to a slaver.

This video is a classic pearls before swine. The story is so ludicrous it cannot be taken seriously so it’s either satire or pure comedy. And yet, the production is virtually flawless, and a lot of resources were invested in it. I guess this is what happens when a professional production company promises to produce a hairbrained script from a customer.

You could also view this as an explicit morality play — the depraved depths we can descend into for the love of wealth. For me, I prefer pure, wanton sex, and this is one I’d not watch again.

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Silly, Slutty and Great Good Fun


Sluts are the best women and meaningless sex is always the most fun sex. This video embodies that perfectly.

Four couples, sweet, proper and demure ladies matched to their upright, stolid boyfriends agree to compete for a million Yen. The basis is a juvenile game, and the goal is to identify the hidden boyfriends. Each woman has to examine a disguised male to see if it’s her chosen mate. This “examination” is accomplished by anonymous sex and each round reveals another layer of sluttiness in the women. By the end, these demure flowers are dick crazed to the point of fighting one another to get a dick into their pussies.

The silliness begins with the juvenile game itself. Then the “boyfriends” are only marginally disguised. Anyone with eyes to see can easily detect which one is which. The one minute of sucking a dick is actually closer to three minutes. This two-and-a-half hour romp could really have been done in an hour.

The first half, 90 minutes, has rounds of blowjobs and pussy eating. One woman gets so excited she sucks dick beyond the time allowed and sucks the cum right out of it. The sluttiness begins to emerge. Meanwhile, the show host shoots provocative questions at the women intended to bring out their sluttiness. Encouraging one woman to put all her energy into examining a particular dick she tells her, “Every dick has good aspects.”

Second half is an hour of lusty fucking, and it would get a bit boring were it not for the increasing wantonness and sluttiness of these “proper” ladies. Fucked into a lustful insanity a couple of creampies happen. They are likely faked, but who cares. It’s all in the service of slutty good fun with beautiful women.

Aside from my usual gripe about the damnable pixelation, I don’t like that this is bisected. If you watch the first half, it’s like you only got the foreplay, arousal stage of sex. You have to get the second half to get your dick in a pussy. It feels a little manipulative, but the overall video is already much longer than it needs to be. If you can only do one, I’d suggest the second half, sort of like doing a quickie. You won’t have the great full experience, but you’ll get off.

Big Dick Energy — or Comedy?

This video is more akin to the picaresque novel than it is to adult sex entertainment. A roguish buffoon corrals pairs of "women with offspring" [comment software forbids the actual term used in the title] on the street and financially incentivizes them into his “studio” (storage closet?) to answer questions about the sex, of lack of it, in their lives. After a few softball questions (How often do you have sex? Is a big dick better?) he proudly flops his big dick (seven inches, about an inch longer than the general average) on the table in front of them.

He quickly cajoles then into touching it to make a comparison with dicks of their husbands, and it doesn’t take much more coaxing before they’re both sucking and fucking. Rogue that he is, he creampies them (fake, of course – a rubber is evident at one point despite the pixelation) them. All good fun. As typical in the picaresque form, this is as much about satire and humor as anything.

Each scene takes about 20 minutes, and as the description suggests, it gets repetitive; the same scenario exactly in all five segments. Here’s a quick look at each one:

Scene One

Two knee-buckling beauties open this — as beautiful as any women I’ve ever seen. What they did not spend on a fancy set they must have put into costuming. Expensive and stylish clothing, including undies; far in excess of anything you’d expect with ordinary housewives out for an afternoon stroll. The clothing almost makes these two look waifish. Perhaps the funniest line in the whole video happens after he coaxes his dick into one woman’s mouth, and he says, “Have as much as you like.” But the giveaway of the whole movie happens at 10:20 of this scene — a focus on one woman gazing longingly at him as her friend sucks his dick. That bit of acting should not be missed — or overlooked.


Scene Two

Again, two beauties, one with that studious look, wearing eyeglasses. As soon as Ms. Eyeglasses touches the dick, she suddenly gets a call from her husband and flees the scene, never to be seen again. But the first woman more than makes up for it. If you’re looking for sexual excitement in this video, this is the scene to see. This woman has small, very cute tits and extraordinary wantonness. She WANTS to suck and fuck!! And she has perhaps the most flawless body I’ve seen in all of JAV, not a single blemish or defect of any sort. She is a pleasure to watch.


Scene Three

These two women look more like normal housewives, and their performances are mediocre at best. More than overwhelmed by the rogue’s buffoonery, they simply appear stupefied.


Scene Four

Again, more normal looking housewives. One has a pussy with what appears to be very attractive hair. Wish I could see it! The other woman gets a bit wanton, and manages to say while getting fucked: “It feels so good I can’t handle it.”


Scene Five

They did not save the best for last as these are probably the least attractive (still good though). One has big tits and an attractively hairy pussy. The other is a chubby, if that’s something you like.

While the video is akin to a novel in form, it only makes it as a sexual entertainment video. Shortcomings abound (the silly set, for one). The title references “women with offspring” yet most of the women claim no offspring. Also, there’s not a wedding ring to be seen. It reminds me of a vid I commented on a while back “Married Life Investigation - Is the Dick Of Your Husband Too Tiny?” That one followed a similar pattern although it took each of 10 women individually instead of in pairs. The benefit of pairs is the actresses can play off one another, the downside is that only one can be fucked at a time. The older video satisfied one of my greatest fantasies when one of the women asked the guy if she could come back and get fucked every week. No such wantonness was evident in this later one.

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Yen Talks

This video asks the question, “If the Yen was right, would you fuck ________?” In four different scenes, four different women reluctantly answer, “Yes.”

Scene One

Pretty woman, and she seems very nice and amiable. Her nipples are VERY cute. Sadly, she has an unsightly and off putting rash on her ass. She also seems very weak as she tires badly going up stairs — and her arm gets weak jerking off a dick. Very strange.


Scene Two

A genuinely “matronly” woman with a good body, no obvious flaws. She never got into the sex, seeming just to endure it for the sake of the dollar. At one brief moment near the end she looked like she might be into it, but that faded quickly. The male is energetic, and if I were a woman, I’m not sure I’d want him jackhammering me like that!


Scene Three

A realistic looking middle-aged woman with splendid tits. If you only see one scene, this one is it. It’s a pleasure watching her so genuinely enjoy the dick. She also has a near perfect set of legs. The male is one of the best looking actors I’ve seen, very suave and sophisticated looking. I could see him in a James Bond role. This woman is tidy. I always watch closely when women remove pantyhose. The untidy ones quickly pull them off inside out so when they put them back on they need to be turned out. The tidy ones carefully pull them off so they can slip right back in without fuss.


Scene Four

This woman looks like a grandmother, and she probably is. No further comment as the whole scenario is beyond my ken.

In response to ZENRA's comment

Yes, you said that in the description. I don't watch JAV for the office environments and color shading. I want to see enthusiastic sex and often bizarre settings and scenes. I suspect I'm in the majority, and that's why they abandoned this idea.