Timing and Translation by JM84

There's fantasies and then there are real "fantasies". A sharehouse in Japan? For locals? Where you've a cute lady probably still in college happily living with strange dudes twice her age? And they're not previously friends? We've reached peak fantasy with a movie like this and--wait, why am I starting another review with one of those kinda-sorta out of place quirky Japanese pop culture trains of thought? Does it really have anything to do with the movie in question? Is SECRET NUDIST SHAREHOUSE in fact a secret? Is there something we're missing? Perhaps this is in reality less 'fantasy' and more of an offshoot of one of the greatest themes JAV has ever shot (and still wildly missing from all other markets): a world where sex is normalized aka "sexual non-sexual".

DREAMROOM thought well with this format and I'm as confused as about darn near everyone why only one (or two, yes we'll get to that other one in the future so no need for the emails and comments) was ever shot. Taking them at face value is just so simple too: new guy moving in (take note: our 'straight man in a world where everyone has gone mad') and is suddenly surprised to find out his new living quarters has a quirky full nudity required at all times rule. This can be a bit uncomfortable for first-timers and a chirpy resident played by MIYU SHIINA, whom we last saw intimately exploring AKARI YUKINO's big and functional penis, happily helps him acclimate to their novel living arrangements.

Of course 'acclimate' here does not mean a totally platonic and stern explanation about the wonders of nudism and how it's highly inappropriate to show arousal let alone touch when it's not in one's best interests. Nope, this is JAV Land logic where 'acclimate' means a happy handjob, a bountiful blowjob, and later on, pick-any-word-that-starts-with-s-to-make-this-alliteration-bingo sex. No condoms of course, house rules. No pulling out either, as it's only natural to ejaculate into one's new housemate. You know, sharehouses may be a good idea after all.