Timing and Translation by JM84

If one has spent any time in Japan--even as a tourist!--you're bound to have watched (or attempted to!) Japanese TV. If we're talking primetime, there's pretty much only one type that I will quickly summarize: random tarento with camera crew in tow go to random out of the way village, talk to a few random townspeople, and eat food that no matter what tastes great. Don't believe me? Need a more colorful example of it? This Reddit post from over a decade ago (trust me, nothing has changed) should do the trick.

Slightly off tangent, but still related to Japanese TV, the above example and, believe it or not, our site: if there's one thing variety TV in Japan does right and REALLY does right it's the subtitles--or better yet, on-screen captions. They are timed so well even the most professional outfits outside of the country should take note. It's part of our own philosophy when subtitling JAV on ZENRA: make the best possible product that nails the translations (on screen time, rules, and cultural awareness considering) and provides super accurate timing. My hat goes off to Japanese variety TV for that and not much else!

As it turns out, for a few years at least Abe-chan was the star of a parody JAV series shown on one of DREAMROOM's sites that took the above format and gave it a JAV spin. Basically it's Abe-chan going off to places, magically encountering beautiful slightly older women, and somehow having raw creampie sex with them seemingly each and every time. What are the chances? In JAV Land, quite high it seems. While we really wanted to license all of them, for various reasons, we were unable to. Today's update plus one additional are what's on the table and we're happy to have them because they really break the mold of what JAV can do and even more so when it's done in a more free-wheeling mosaic-free setting.

In THE UNFAITHFUL WIFE WEIRD VARIETY HOUR WITH ABE-CHAN, we encounter a very delicious Japanese woman who seems to work as a cleaning lady in an out of the way inn. Gosh knows where it is and yes, the building may be far from new, but the scenery is in a class by itself. Being a self-professed country bumpkin, she is averse to wearing underwear for reasons noted in the movie that we won't spoil here. Yada yada yada and after some nice curry, she and Abe-chan are doing the dirty in one of those lovely near barren tatami rooms older Japanese houses have in abundance.

Abe-chan may be an acquired taste for some, but he nails it; his charisma is on another level and casting the glamorous (for what better word is there?) HARUKA AIZAWA was a smart choice. It's hard to believe someone with her looks would ever work as a maid somewhere deep in the boonies, but reality has thrown weirder things our way!