Timing and Translation by JM84

As we learn from JAV--the most optimal source for all forms of knowledge both banal and esoteric, sexy and ogrish (old actors, pardon me), weird and at times funny, and gosh knows what else--one can make the most uncanny discoveries when interviewing groups of curious wives living in government-built housing projects. Fun fact: back in the 1960's danchi, the type of apartment structure today's movie via HOT ENTERTAINMENT is said to take place in, was the source of extreme jealousy and yearning. The wait list to be assigned one was endless; a lottery system more or less decided who would get one. One's own private bathroom? A kitchen with a--and sit down as you need to get ready, take some deep breaths too--stainless steel sink?! Magic, the future.

Move over "culture houses" (also a thing in Japan in the 1920's I joke not), the future is now: danchi. Say that again in our current year to any Japanese and they'll look at you as if you made the world's worst joke. After all, danchi today are known for two things: being outdated and for our intensive purposes, the dwelling places of hot Japanese wives with less than hot sex lives. We've a problem on our hands and an actor/surveyor with a big dick is here to solve it.

The theme in MARRIED LIFE INVESTIGATION - IS THE DICK OF YOUR HUSBAND TOO TINY? 2 is EXACTLY the same as the previous one. There are only two differences to the best of my knowledge: different women and a different interviewer. Yay Takeshima (I may have spelled that wrong but he is not returning my phone calls so until he does so...) may have asked one question too many, given one unsolicited opinion nobody really needed to know, or just had another work engagement, who knows! We've our friendly tattooed (but covered as is proper for a surveyor) gentleman filling in. Ten women, ten scenes (!), ten interviews, and somehow defying all odds of nature ten extra big and explosive creampies that flesh out the 142 minutes (give or take) of this movie that gets to the bottom of what one can do to turn a bad sex life into a great sex day. The answer: big dick, brightly lit interview room, infidelity, nakadashi.

I will not even attempt to pick out a standout scene; this goes down to one's taste in Japanese women. All, mind you, definitely appear under 30 so if one goes in hoping for "wives" of an experienced nature (ie, over 30), this may be a smidgen of a bummer. Thus, the set age ranges aside, there should be a body type here for most anyone. Movies like this may lack originality and ten encounters in a row I feel almost sorry for the actor who has to keep on repeating the act--nah, if he's banging so many eager Japanese wives, I think all of us should consider getting into the interviewing business!