Timing and Translation by Patonyan

"A health survey revealed that over half of Japanese women do not clean inside their vaginas when washing. Due to this unhygienic fact, the 'Female Examination Law' was enacted. It made it mandatory for all women aged 18 and older to undergo an exam at a 'female inspection center' once a year. If they don’t pass the exam, they’re not allowed to have sex, work, or even attend school..."

That writing this not long after Japan has elected its first female prime minister and that she is noted as being a fan of the UK's first female prime minister, not exactly known for her positions on various female empowerment issues almost makes the timing of this update too on point. Either way, moving from global politics and exiting national politics and thus landed flat square where we're most comfortable with: JAV, we bring another movie by ROCKET from their alternate universe "A World Where X..." series. The most recent update involved job interviews requiring sex proficiency and now we're back with A WORLD WHERE WOMEN HAVE SEX INSPECTIONS LIKE WE HAVE CAR INSPECTIONS. This is one of those movies that absolutely and totally follows the game plan laid out in its title.

Yes, a new law is passed. Yes, in order to be considered upstanding members of Japanese society, women need to have their potentially unhygienic vaginas examined...but don't worry! The government knowing how embarrassing such a situation can be has arranged it to conducted by kind men dressed as mechanics who carry out their solemn duties as if they were examining a car, notably the way Japan's "shaken" examinations are carried out (and a slight aside, wasn't there a Police Academy movie involving a naked women in a mechanic shop or am I mixing up 80's movies?). This time in the span of two beefy scenes we are given two excellent examples of how such examinations are conducted. Holding true to our site name, they are done 'zenra' AKA entirely in the nude and thankfully for the sake of proper health, no nook nor cranny, no labia--minora nor majora--is left uncaressed! Jacked up, nipples tweaked, butts spread, anal wrinkles inspected, oil changes to ensure proper lubrication, the only thing really missing is a tree-shaped air freshener given to each...wait, that be present too!

This is by far one of the weirdest updates we have shown recently. Obviously a movie with a theme like this featuring two actresses whom most probably not that familiar with may be a niche affair. But weirdness is our original calling card and A WORLD WHERE WOMEN HAVE SEX INSPECTION LIKE WE HAVE CAR INSPECTIONS scratches that itch perfectly. These are the types of movies Japan while not filming too many of, does better than anywhere else in the world. Could you imagine an American version of this theme? Let's try not and enjoy the glory given to us.