Timing and Translation by JM84

Allow me to confess: the "game show" element here is about as in your face as the glorious high budget studio setup we see in LESBIAN DIRECTOR HARUNA movies: slightly embellished. Thus, before even moving to the meat and potatoes of this movie all about the beauty of the English language, the seduction of its prose, its poem and sonnets unmatched in renow--holy cow, who's that lady and how the hell is she that cute?!

Yes, that's YUUNA HIMEKAWA, an actress who actually just recently announced her full retirement from all JAV-related activities in mid-2027 (yes, 2027 that's not a typo!), also remains one of those performers who somehow seemed to slip through the cracks. If I said she was a little devil in training aka ICHIKA MATSUMOTO, that probably would not be all too accurate though in terms of verticals, there is a similarity. If anything, her closest counterpart among still active actresses (as of writing this review) I'd err on going with MIORI HARA. Hell, the overlap between them is so close and since they were both active together, a movie featuring both sadly was an opportunity lost in the making--one that if it happened would have led to massive career boosts for both.

For what we get here, while it's YUUNA on her own with an increasingly pudgy WOLF TANAKA, we still get something really great. DREAMROOM shows once again you can keep things simple and still deliver something that's more than an empty vanilla sex vehicle. Here, the title best describes it: USE ENGLISH PENALTY GAME SHOW. The gist? There are times throughout the shoot where YUUNA must use English! And yes, for any JAV fans, any time "penalty game" is uttered, it obviously isn't attempting to say the Hiragana backward, but more along the lines of "strip naked!", "sex toy attack for 5 minutes!", "conception-inducing creampie harem". As you can see, our industry attracts the most creative minds with the most untapped libidos. We're a thinking man's collective after all (not).

In some ways, WOLF and YUUNA could have went harder on the English. Don't expect a ton of it here. It's about as simple as actual game show JAVs where questions don't seem to amount more than ones of a sexual nature. For starters, don't expect WOLF to hold up a picture of Michelangelo's Pietà and then demand YUUNA to give in English a five minute lecture on all its finest points. No, here it's more along the lines of "you said 'gomu', not rubber! Sex time!'" I'll give them credit for trying though.

The game portion may be a bit weak, but the sex and the ample CMNF moments in the first half that lead up to it are excellent. YUUNA is petite, perky, and perfect! Her pubic hair reminds me of RIRIKA SUZUKI's in that it's both expansive but remains a stubble. Also like RIRIKA, she's incredibly flexible and brings that special talent (for her English is lacking to the point of 'talent' may be beyond embellishment!) to the shoot for some especially fine position highlights near the end that put her surprisingly big and perfect butt in the limelight.