Timing and Translation by JM84

(Second Half online March 4th)

In the world of "what were they thinking?!" bizarro land Magic Mirror people monitoring fantasies, today and Wednesday's four hour double update by SOFT ON DEMAND takes the cake. This is no attack on the movie's theme, but good golly, it does remain a theme that even the barest semblance of reality probably spits out as a dud...a lovely sexy dud that is.

Now, allow me to explain what goes in on this movie whose title is so long even writing it out would feel like review padding as if the title wasn't clear enough: attractive female boss has a crush on a male subordinate and by reasons of JAV Land logic the brevities of a movie review forbid me to delve into, she reaches out to a JAV studio to "make the magic happen". For keeping things real, I'm almost tempted just this once to give cheating wife drama JAVs some street cred as "hey, we can help you hook up with your coworker if we film you both playing strip rock-paper-scissors in a famous studio and release it as a movie for the world to see" probably in 98.3% of cases will not lead to success. But SOD being SOD, the trend is bucked, three extremely attractive Japanese career women are found (really, they all are super pretty and each brings something unique to the equation!) and the magic does indeed happen.

Unlike the strip rock-paper-scissors Magic Mirror movies (yes, at this point in time, we can make it its own genre!) by SADISTIC VILLAGE, what we get here has the wildness turned down slightly. After all, there it was multiple cute students going up against super handsome AD wearing 35 layers leading to an especially wet and messy creampie free-for-all bout of sex with a less than handsome actor (sorry!). Here, the play is somewhat similar, but 'challenge cards' are introduced in between for reasons I won't include to avoid spoilers to add some variety in the form of sexy icebreakers. The sex as well lacks the SV punch, but makes up for it with added realism. If you've seen the 'help a virgin out' Magic Mirror movies also by SOD, that it seems like real dudes are again used here (against all odds) makes for sex that is less acrobatic and more downright romantic. Less positions, no creampies, but heavy on realism...rubbers!

I've heard many a horror story about working for a Japanese company. That's why instead I live on easy street living out of a shack near JR Osaka station penning movie reviews on a decrepit laptop missing the E key (don't ask how I wrote this, it involves a half broken chopstick, a tube of lip gloss, and partially rusted nail clippers). However, after seeing this movie, perhaps there is an upside to finding employment in the blackest of black companies if I'll also be assigned a hot female boss. Sure, the chances are low, but life's short and maybe she's into playing some rock-paper...