Timing and Translation by Patonyan

Variety is the spice of life and even more so when you are tasked with filming (not us) and also writing (hello!) reviews on a very long-running Japanese massage series that for the most part consists of scenes that all follow almost identical pacing. Thus, having a movie where all three clients look alike--you know, in their twenties, not necessarily packing on either end, not necessarily tan nor pale, just plain and somewhat easy on the eyes are nice, but having movies like what we have here consisting of only them having similar treatments...not so nice.

Thankfully, AOYAMA MASSAGE CLINIC FOR WOMEN 5 works well most due to having a diverse trio of clients: thin and perky and tan kicking things off (with a unique backstory involving kimonos!), a "boring" but not so (!) dental hygienist with a chest that may not be "huge" but as well-shaped as they come, and a borderline voluptuous wife of an executive looking for a sensual massage like no other. Thankfully, the Aoyama clinic can easily accommodate all their needs and provide the safe space needed for near unlimited medicinally-OK orgasms. After all, as long time fans (and maybe users if they're out there!) know, the Aoyama Clinic does not provide "sexual services", but accidental arousal including ample bouts of extremis and even feminine squirting are also--strangely--encouraged.

I will never have an absolute favorite in this 100+ part series though coincidentally the second half of 100 definitely is way up there for obvious reasons. #5, however, really shows that even early on the format was down pretty solid though some things that came later such as the seated breast massage portion still existed perhaps only on paper. On the flip side, what has now become my favorite mainstay of early AOYAMA movies is shown here sadly and seemingly only in one scene: the totally naked prone massage portion. My money is on GOGOS trying to keep mosaic costs lower hence in later editions keeping the tiny paper panties on a little bit longer. There really is nothing more beautiful than most any woman resting face down totally naked: legs and butts equally look glorious and bigger than life in this position and no erotic massage movie is really complete without it!

Like AOYAMA 4, all of #5 and a few more in the form of isolated scenes feature some issues with nonstop high-pitched audio. It isn't high-pitched to the point of drowning out dialog, but it is there and our--and the studio's--apology as these were very old master tape transfers that may have suffered some from the age of time. The picture we fully remastered making the version of AOYAMA you find on ZENRA literally the best quality available worldwide even including Japan.