Timing and Translation by ZENRA

(Second Half online December 1st)

If you had to ask me (and really, don't, but as the reviewer, I am in charge of a captive audience!), it almost is hard to imagine the concept of premature ejaculation. If anything, one would think the opposite is the bigger issue: guys who masturbate so much that they grow so used to the 'iron grip' of Rosy Palm and her Five Sisters that the at-times less than vice-like caress of a real woman may lack the sensation they need to actually finish! What's more, reality and fantasy are (almost) always different. Humans have flaws that box art covers usually wipe away while enhancing performers to uncanny proportions and even actual footage still makes use of skilled makeup artists, great cameras that by their technical nature improve the visuals of most anything, and "sex in a JAV movie" often is quite different than actual real sex where both parties actually orgasming remains one of--if not the--chief goal.

So yes, guys who simply get so excited that the moment the condom is put on or several thrusts later--both real examples from today and Monday's big deluxe double update via SOD I still believe are more of an anomaly. Hey, at least they're not virgins, right? Right?

The plot-line of MAGIC MIRROR - WILL YOU HELP OUT MEN WITH PREMATURE EJACULATION? is part and parcel of SOD's super long running (and yes, we'll try to show more in good time!) Magic Mirror series that takes real men--not actors!--with real sexual performance issues and joins them with adorable Japanese women who may or may not be JAV stars. In SOD's most famous studio on wheels, a mostly off-camera director leads the way with introductions followed by clearly spelling out the issue. This time, guys who have been dumped because they simply misfire before actually getting a chance to perform. They're in the dumps, in dire straits, depressingly single, and deliriously grabbing at any way to restore their damaged egos. Confidence, really--or better yet "overcoming"--is the name of the game. They want it back, they want to perform when needed, they need help! Four guys, four adorable and kind women, CFNM that soon leads to intimate sex in order to put them back on their feet. It's the least they can do, but it's enough and no, that they all have sex is not a spoiler, it's a feature!

Normally in a movie like this, there are always standout scenes but honestly, I really have to salute SOFT ON DEMAND because all four encounters here work. None are better than the others, all feature really easy on the eyes women, none end too soon nor overstay their welcome. Do note the first two scenes feature accidental ejaculations during the initial portion including a famous super big explosion (scene two) that I believe became an almost but not quite viral clip a few years ago. That is here, in full, fully subtitled and that one man possesses that much semen (and again, this is NOT staged) and is able to go again not too long after is a feat unto itself. He should be given a medal, not live in fear of romantic performance!

I whole-heartedly recommend this movie to most anyone. Even though the actual sex while authentic is almost authentically banal (after all, these are real dudes who have little experience), the lack of positions is a non-issue given the reality focus of the movie. It really nails what it sets out to achieve and is a perfect example of PEOPLE MONITORING done right.