Timing and Translation by ZENRA

(Second Half online July 4th)

If one has seen enough JAV, there are two anapodotons where if most any fan hears the first half, they instantly and may--in their minds or out loud if they're alone (certainly not on a packed train on everyone's favorite Saikyo line for reasons this review doesn't cover!). Here they are:

1. The King's command is...

2. The User-san is...

Any ideas?

We're going to spoil these new to avoid any suspense and then finally dive into the review for a movie very much like no other.

1. ...Absolute!

2. ...Kami-sama!

In a...uh...gargantuan--no! Epic (!) movie via SOFT ON DEMAND we've almost a perfect example of the kind of movie a JAV fan can take and show fans of western adult video just how it should be done: HUGE groups (24+!), huge locations (banquet hall and full-fledged onsen!), fun and naked sex games, and lots and lots of sex. Oh, and the Magic Mirror truck too for good measure. OH, and a super sexy clothing optional bus ride to get it all started. Pretty much anything besides MILFS (sorry!), anal, creampies (at least no fakery here!), and newhalfs are present in the lovingly named SOFT ON DEMAND FEMALE EMPLOYEES ULTIMATE FAN THANKSGIVING SPECIAL - MAGIC MIRROR, STRIP ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS, NAKED GAMES, AND ORGIES (and trust me, the 'ZENRA' title while insanely long is still only about half as long as the original Japanese).

It remains debatable if SOD is the first JAV studio that really marketed the 'female employee' theme though they certainly are the most well known. Even now they are pushing it just as hard and have been almost manipulating social media making real/fake accounts for 'actual' female employees that surprise-surprise a few months after beginning their office careers decide to do JAV and appear as employees in their first roles. It's anyone's guess if the dozen women taking part in today and Wednesday's extra massive (6.5 hours!) update are actually employees at SOD or anywhere, but they're cute, look great in uniform, and going by their interviews, all seem to surprisingly be single and are fully on board with observing SOD's treasured user-san mantra (see #2 above).

A movie that covers so much and has so much info in the title almost makes it a challenge to pen a review that does not simply regurgitate easily digestible visual stimuli. But I can note some potential quirks: these are indeed real fans or at least appear that way. No familiar actor faces which is a plus on one hand, but if one is expecting some really wild sex, this one may not deliver on that account. It's very realistic though and nothing neither the penetration nor finishes are staged. We even get to see everyone go wild in a somewhat synchronized fashion during the onsen orgy scene with a dozen couples (give or take, I didn't count, but it sure seems that way!) having the times of their lives. What a great dare the King made for that one!

MYUU absent from a SOD Female Employee movie is almost a heresy, but it may have been intentional here and either way, MINAMI WAKANA alongside MOMO HAZUKI did excellent jobs appearing as General Affairs staff and thus the de facto hosts of this amazing event (actual JAV director Chain-sou appeared behind the camera as support). The casting is all in their 20's, but the body types, personalities, and good gosh the play is so varied few can find fault with this update which can be the go-to for showing the world just how incredible JAV is.