Absolutely Stupid Public Nudity Begins

Published November 21, 2016

#Subtitled #Exclusive #ClassicJAV

Maniac Japanese AV history is made with the very first title in the most infamous public nudity series of all time distributed by COLLECTOR.

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Absolutely Stupid Public Nudity Begins
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Read the exclusive interview with the Japanese AV production company behind this title!


We've always wanted to show real deal classic AV at ZENRA.  We're talking the original titles of the 80's and 90's, but the biggest caveats are picture quality and mosaic.  Firstly, these are titles released initially on VHS and even if they were shot on film, the studios that have the master records don't have the time nor resources (assuming they are still in business and/or even have the tapes!) to transfer them again.  These titles also make use of insanely thick mosaic that results in gargantuan pixelated blobs covering nearly the entire lower bodies of the performers during explicit scenes.  We know nobody's a fan of it, but when mosaic goes from kinda sorta form-fitting to pretty much covering the entire screen, the fun gets thrown out the window.

So yes, real classic Japanese AV titles may not be all that worthwhile for us to show, but slightly more modern titles that still can be considered trend-setters are fair game.  Let's take public nudity for example:  the 90's did not have too much of it, but for a very brief time from the early through mid 2000's, extreme public nudity was being churned out by quite a few production companies.

The most (in)famous of course being BAKKY VISUAL PLANNING (now distributed by COLLECTOR and their Maniac Public Nudity (direct translation:  'Stupid Public Nudity') series of titles.  Frequent viewers of ZENRA with a big emphasis on those who actually read our reviews may already know we licensed out their entire public nudity archive and if you didn't know that yet, then now it should be canon for you too.  Our update schedule for their public nudity releases has always been random selection and we'll still hold to that for future releases, but for today's update, we decided to do something historical by selecting their very first release, ABSOLUTELY STUPID PUBLIC NUDITY BEGINS.

Public nudity titles--even those by big name production companies--are always a bit rough around the edges.  'Professionally shot Japanese public nudity' is essentially an oxymoron unless you're counting titles that commit fakery.  For movies that actually are shot in public places, it's straight-up guerilla filming.  Expect shaky camera, lighting that comes and goes and audio issues aplenty.  It can't be helped given the subject matter and as a site that specializes in English-subtitled Japanese AV, we do need to apologize ahead of time about the few random gaps of caption-less dialog in this release.  We tried, but forensic subtitling is something we're unable to do confidently.

ABSOLUTELY STUPID PUBLIC NUDITY BEGINS even for a gung-ho outdoor exposure release is extra rough.  This was shot well before the slightly slicker titles we've already shown on ZENRA and the tried-and-true format was still a work-in-progress.  This title also featured brief amateur flashing in between the actual scenes.  Here, an amateur Japanese woman not involved in the main production was quickly interviewed out in the street somewhere and asked to flash her private parts.  We weren't too thrilled with these scenes compared to the regular ones, but were very surprised to see a very young MYUU going by an alternate stage name appear in one of them.

The two main actresses in this update were also not fully credited which is a shame because we really liked the first one.  Not only did she have this really beautiful crystalline voice, but she had a very feminine body type with shapely legs and a trimmed bush with a perfect amount of mons pubis fat.  Her breasts were small, but she made up for it with a nice butt.

The second star of the title was a bit more outgoing (the first actual broke-down crying in shame a few times!), but her outdoor exposure play was a tad tamer except for the final convenience store scene.  The former came off more as a wannabe bad-girl who's really good at heart, whereas the latter was more of a naughty gyaru, but still gave in somewhat to the embarrassment of being naked in public.

A Message to subscribers and also potential subscribers:  this movie is labeled as an Exclusive release because this is the first official presentation of it outside of Japan.  We would like to know your impressions of this production.  Did you like it?  Did you not?  Your feedback is truly appreciated as it can help us decide the best possible Japanese adult video entertainment for you from here on out.  Don't be shy and please feel free to contact us with your thoughts!

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