Big Breast Bathhouse Attendants
Translation and Timing by ZENRA

Mark me as a weirdo, but it's JAV titles that really push into zany country that interest me the most.  Of course if that's all that was added to ZENRA, we probably would be far less successful than we are today (I'm upgrading to a '98 Civic next year!), but once in a blue moon--OK, maybe even more often than that, we love showing off titles that are more than simple sex affairs.  Titles that make you think, ones that make you tear up, raise your choler, whimper in fear, and yes, become very, very aroused when the time is just right.  Today's update does all of the latter and none of the former.  It's a fun, slightly campy romp by V&R that can be considered a slightly more modern day take on BATHHOUSE COMPANIONS, another title by them.

BIG BREAST BATHHOUSE ATTENDANTS stars REIKO NAKAMORI, YUUKA MEGUMI (it's OK if you haven't heard the name), and a third actress whose career was so short she didn't even have a stage name.  You can call her Vanessa if you want even though that's almost certainly not a moniker she's ever went by.

The overall setup for BIG BREAST BATHHOUSE ATTENDANTS is very similar to BATHHOUSE COMPANIONS (and if you love that title, we've at least 3 more sequels on the way!).  Think a group of businessmen enjoy the sights and sounds of a rather traditional Japanese onsen.  We're talking old school Edo Period "men first, women are an afterthought" type establishment.  To add even more to the visual delights, all female bathing staff wear the tiniest of loincloths and nothing else!  Even those loincloths barely even cover them leaving pubic hair and more visible almost all the time.  What's more, all three have fantastically huge breasts that get constant air time throughout this 120 minute release.

As a huge fan of BATHHOUSE COMPANIONS, I was hoping we'd be treated to a FHD rehash of it.  Sure, there are elements lifted from it, but the group play only makes up the first half of this movie.  What's more, the boss is a bit too gruff for my liking.  The insane never-ending charisma of TAROU KAI would have been warmly welcomed.  Sure, he ain't a spring chicken, but he took an already great bathhouse title and turned it into one of the most epic JAV releases of the previous decade and almost stole the show from the companions themselves!

The one-on-one erotic massage encounter between REIKO NAKAMORI and that super average-looking actor who somehow stumbled upon every weird JAV set from 2008 through 2016 (seriously, this guy with the glasses was everywhere back then!) was impressive to say the least.  It's a massage-turned sex scene running 50 minutes (!) that features the ultra curvy REIKO working up a magnificent sweat while moving her body in the most sultry ways possible.  It leads to some truly awe-inspiring coitus and concludes with a real ejaculation (no fake creampies, thankfully!).  Somehow the same actor returns again for an additional sex scene with YUUKA MEGUMI.  It's shorter and lacks REIKO's curves, but is still worth digesting.  I'm also impressed to see how well he performed as a lead (until this title, he's always been something of a light punching bag).  

Zany bathhouse JAV titles don't seem as common anymore.  Perhaps the sets are harder to secure?  We all should hold hands virtually and pray hard for more modern titles built around otherworldly onsen encounters.  More are definitely coming.  I can feel it in my heart!
 

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