Timing and Translation by ZENRA

(Second Half online July 8th)

In a turn of strangely salient coincidences, the top post on a popular JAV subreddit asks: "Why [is] uncensored jav is [more] boring than censored one[s]?" There's a lot I can write about this and really one of these days a proper book is needed, but since today and next week's most unusual bus tour orgy update by DREAMROOM probably counts as "not boring" by uncensored standards, this is as better place as any to at least quickly sum up the basics as to why movies such as this one are so darn rare nowadays.

For starters, orgy movies sans mosaic always have been pretty rare. But back in the day at least and yes, CARIBBEAN BUS SEX TOUR while a new update on our site is not necessarily a "brand new" JAV movie, it was easier to pull off these types of releases. To keep things on point, one of the reasons is not well known by most lay JAV fans: the previous porousness of the industry not just for performers (see most notably AI UEHARA), but crew as well for a movie like this one definitely required considerably more off camera help than your average no mosaic release. Nowadays outside of the two performers (it's rare now to see a movie even feature two women!), you probably can be a yakuza who has made a ton of mistakes and still have fingers left to count when it comes to crew sizes. This only covers part of why "(most modern) uncensored JAV movies are boring" (see reddit question from above), but let it suffice for now as it's time to focus more on this pretty darn good double update.

Aside from the number of performers and competent crew, there's one thing that really makes a bus tour JAV all the more excellent: having a charismatic host. The best of course is if the host is both charismatic and a woman such as MYUU, but if the budget can't cover that and you need to cast a guy, what DREAMROOM did here was as good as it gets: "Charlie" I believe is as perfect a male host of one of these movies as you can get: he's charismatic (duh), knows when to get involved and knows when to step back, and--and this is the weird one, sorry--he's pretty effeminate. The last one is most salient for our discussion as nothing is more of a boner-destroy in JAV movies of this sort (and we can include game shows here, damn you EXTREME BARREL CHALLENGE!) than having an old geezer* do the role or a guy who seems a bit too keen on joining in. We don't want rivals, we want light-hearted banter before you get out of the frame!

The one exception is the host of the original PERVERTED BOX GUESSING GAME movies as that host was the JAV version of Fred Willard may both RIP!

Per the flow, plot, and other elements of CARIBBEAN BUS TOUR, if you've seen one bus tour movie, you should know what's in store. I'm not going to summarize what happens as it's pretty obvious. Thankfully, from start to finish this is a movie that is certifiably lit. The pacing is great, the play is as real as it gets, and yes, keeping up with the DREAMROOM tradition of no rubbers and real creampies, this stays on course. It's smooth sailing past dark and scary icebergs before the increasingly frigid waters of grandiose no mosaic JAV became too risky to navigate. Let this movie serve as an icebreaker where it's well-needed and enjoy until boxes of tissues the world over are emptied in joyous rapture.