Timing and Translation by Patonyan

There's definitely a running theme in AOYAMA MASSAGE CLINIC FOR WOMEN 6--and this time I don't mean by the overall theme which of course remains blessedly static or that we are blessedly blessed with that cute and mischievous naturally tan Hokkaidoite in glasses or even similar body types of blessed proportions. No, this time that running--nay, beautifying theme is with the clients themselves: the first, working in fashion, the second, a consultant in beauty itself, and the third, a born and raised resident of Tokyo's most upscale and dare I say beautiful district, Aoyama (also as is obvious, the supposed location of the clinic itself!).

The sixth iteration does not change the formula much. If anything, for fans of the latter episodes with YS, the flow here is pretty much on par there. Surprisingly, the experimentations are on the horizon as here we remain on quite familiar ground. A body type for everyone? Perhaps. If we're talking "types", the first is up my alley: definitely has the look of someone whom if was a bit darker would be one of the hottest gyaru at any club, the one who goes home with the gyaruo, could never imagine being with a foreigner not out of xenophobic reasons, but out of "I already have access to cute locals so why try harder?" ambitions. The second, on the other hand, is exactly the type you'd find at a rock bar, the type that may cater to locals, but every so often you'd get a few curious foreign tourists along with many a band looking for a comfortable place to chill after a concert (this is no joke, these places exist, I've been to one!). The last, definitely the show stealer not just due to looks, but the body, AND the way she uses it, also seems the type given her upscale background and again--looks--that I would not be surprised if she's dated those not born in the country.

But these above are all observations. We're not here solely to conjecture but to discuss, to highlight the scenes in a review about why this movie is worth your time, but also a review that unlike other similar sites does not simply take the easy route by rehashing what goes on in scenes. As the flow again is identical across all three sessions and we've looks and body types down, the next item on the menu are reactions: good, better, great in that order. If the screenshots, trailer, and supercuts could not give it away, for those wanting stoic beauty, the first scene, for those wanting something a bit more wild, the second, but again the third is where everything gloriously comes together. All are worth watching of course, but if one had limited time...