Timing and Translation by JM84

You know you're going to have something special on your hands when a JAV movie--uncensored no less--begins with Abe-chan with his devilish grin handling hosting duties only for the camera to pan more and more to the right till we get to...SHIMIKEN?! There's a first time for anything and for those interested in seeing the strange juxtaposition between a handsome clean-shaven face and a forest that puts even Abe-chan to shame without a pixel in sight...well, you got it in THE ASCENSION - JAPANESE VARIETY HOUR, a movie I can safely say is unlike any other.

It may be cliche to use a phrase I'm guilty of perhaps "abusing" but really, DREAMROOM pulled out any and all stops as this movie frankly slaps. It does a magnificent job intermingling the hyperactive vibe of Japanese TV--especially when it reaches near manic crescendo with its year-end/new-year programming, adds in ample amount of eye candy with some especially incredible chests (we can pen a lament to less than stellar back-sides another day), includes just enough weird and wild and yes, very sexy dares (albeit at times with a bit more drool than I'd like), and yes, concludes with a no holds barred real deal absolutely no pulling out no fakery no studio magic no strategic cutting everything is on the table what you see is what you get creampie orgy. Did I add enough qualifiers or do we need more? Bona fide, certified, you name it, it's on the table here.

It's a bit strange to conclude a review of a truly excellent JAV movie so soon. But sometimes, proof is in the pudding and here that pudding is in the form of visuals...and uh, creamy creampies. Text for this specific purpose can only go so far. Unless you really are into intimate one-on-one encounters with older women or newhalfs (no shame on either, we'll do our best to add more soon!), this one is a textbook example of lighting in a bottle. It works because of a great theme, great execution, sound production values, real deal nakadashi, and big boobs because even from the perspective of an ass man, I can't deny the allure of what's on the table in this party hard of an update.