Timing and Translation by JM84

If there's one thing we at ZENRA are not that fond of it's newha--just kidding! Put the pitchforks down, people. If there's one thing--and I mean it this time--we're not that fond of, it's boring by the books vanilla JAV movies. This is one of the reasons why you don't see us updating with movies that star very well known names: they're dull and not really challenging to subtitle. "But what about the drama movies?" I'll give you these often have more robust stories than vanilla vehicles, but sadly the drama content we have shown in the past has not done all that well. "Alright, but what about today's update? Yea, yea, she has a penis, but it's just her and Jo Oshima going at it for an hour." Guilty, on some counts, but let me explain myself.

There are a few really good things going on in NEWHALF AKARI YUKINO WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BULGE. Firstly and most obvious, AKARI YUKINO is a bit different than your normal JAV star performer. The reason's in the title. Yes, the movie essentially emulates a debut movie almost to a T: 90 second sexy posing PV portion most will skip (let's be honest), an interview running only about five minutes that asks the same questions she'd probably been asked several dozen times already, and then in the same place, a sex scene. But remember, AKARI YUKINO is unlike most JAV stars in that she has a fully functioning penis. The natural lighting also is excellent, it's an anal sex-only movie as the other option is not possible, and even JO OSHIMA is a pretty handsome dude. Thus, DREAMROOM deciding to throw caution to the wind by making use of only performers with penises and forgetting to add in pixels over said penises was a very smart move.

For a movie of this nature, I can't really add much more that the promotional material surrounding this review shows. It remains standard fare, but with some nice twists (see above). Yes, if one absolutely cares little for newhalfs, then this could be a hard pass. But for those who love them or are curious (and from what we see, there are MANY curious users out there, no shame!), this is definitely one of the better newhalf JAV movies shot in recent memory.