Timing and Translation by Patonyan

(Second Half online June 12th)

Right off the bat we've a somewhat unusual SOD female employee movie for a reason long-time fans of the decades-long series fans should be able to spot in a heartbeat, but for the sake of writing one of our patent-pending "engaging" JAV reviews, I will note right away: we've got MYUU (thankfully!) but for reasons I can't even begin to fathom, she is not in her trademark red jacket (which actually may just be emulating a red happi). Her martinet-like voice remains strong as ever, but visually, without the red, it's like Elton John performing without sunglasses. Now how's that for a sexy fantasy to get this piece going?

Besides that slight misstep, SOFT ON DEMAND FEMALE EMPLOYEES - ALL BUTTS EXPOSED IN OFFICE EMBARRASSING ATHLETIC MEET is as good as any other movie in this series. I could end this here because if you've seen any of their female employee movies, you should know what to expect. This is the one JAV studio to this very day that still pushes out both big group movies and also movies that really just push the limit on darn near everything (yes the HHH Group also casts big, but also seems to err more safely with tried-and-true themes). A fun fact for new readers: I have been told that if you see people in the background working in movies from this series, they most likely are in fact real employees. However, the production staff does give heads ups per shooting days and any employee that doesn't want to be in the movie can just work elsewhere that day. Thus, what we have left are the true blue JAV lifers--those who may not be actors but very much have no issues appearing in the industry's best flicks even in totally platonic wallflower clothed "roles" (if you can call doing actual work in the background of a butt-hole to butt-hole tug-of-war work!).

There's a lot that I could add here to pad out a review, but is it necessary? As noted, if there is a weak point to this movie, it may be not necessarily doing much new (though to be honest, the squirt battle may be ingenious!). MYUU may have been dressed wrong for some reason (AD perhaps could not locate her jacket?) as well. But these are tiny quirks. This series works well and works grandly. It's big, packs a punch, and is pretty much everything ZENRA stands for in JAV: big, mostly naked, and fun! The dialog is intense, the captions never-ending. Unless you're a native level Japanese speaker, you absolutely need our human-made subtitles for this one. Enjoy!