Timing and Translation by JM84

(Second Half online June 5th)

There's a saying I will poorly paraphrase: when you get lemons, you make lemonade. Technically, I'm not sure if this is a praise as lemons on their own can be totally fine and lemonade may or may not hit the spot depending on one's tolerance for citrus drinks among other factors. Still, I bring this traditional saying up because those who see SUPERNAL ANAL STIMULATION LESBIAN MASSAGE FOR CURIOUS WIVES (or at least the bookend scenes) are probably going to have a bunch of questions that I will try to do the impossible by addressing head first in this review but also not mentioning the obvious (when you watch, you will see).

While JAV star agencies will send studios promotional material aplenty and there always are casting interviews before hiring (and here I mean real ones where it's the actress and her manager--both clothed--with the producer/director/studio owner). Still, you can't nail everything in those meetings nor in the PR material they send. Sometimes surprises happen. Perhaps on the day of the shoot when she finally gets naked it turns out she has a...and it's over there...and it's that...you'll get it. Other times an actress whose weight is listed at 48kg may arrive the day of the shoot being vastly different; perhaps 10kg over or gosh forbid under. What do you do then if she's totally gung-ho with a big smile on her face ready to perform and comes with clean test results to boot? Easy, you shoot because the show must go on.

That brings us to today and Friday's otherwise excellent lesbian massage update by PETERS. Do note that while they eventually "retired" the SEXUAL LESBIAN MASSAGE CLINIC series (and don't worry, we plan to show them all), it was not an actual full-fledged retirement. The name may be on ice, but since then they have on-and-off shot movies such as this one that essentially are no different than others in the series other than borrowing heavily from Japanese variety TV naming where instead of 1, 2, 3, it's just nonstop "SPECIALS" to keep the audience guessing. Our theme this time? Well, see the title as we're back in anal land with Japanese wives who all have husbands obsessed with their butts. And thus using JAV Land logic, the best way for them to become better sexual partners with their spouses is to have a beautiful masseuse give them full body massages with extra focus on their butts and butt-holes. This logic is as unbreakable as Fort Knox is on a Tuesday afternoon and I will defend it to my very last breath.

AYAKA KANOU returns once again and I say really nails the role. As I've noted in the past, it's pretty hard to be a believable massage therapist and also a lesbian performer at the same time. She sometimes does both which makes her transition in each scene from masseuse to friend-in-scissoring all the more glorious. A movie like this has some casting issues (see above), but it still manages to deliver. If lesbian massage movies with or without a butt focus is what makes your day all the more brighter, free up your schedule for this one.