Timing and Translation by Patonyan

For those who have been following recent ZENRA updates over the last half year or so, we've been doing a thing where we've been testing the waters by showing movies from especially long-running JAV series, but doing so usually out of order for the sake of 'light' surprise. However, when we show our first update in a series, we still try to start with #1. This time we're doing something a bit different and now I will explain why.

GOGOS among other characteristics is a 'series' studio where they may at times release one-off curve-balls to test the waters (like us, see above), they still stick to tried-and-true formulas until they don't deliver. This brings us to NEW KABUKICHO CHIROPRACTIC MASSAGE CLINIC, a series that ran almost as long as AOYAMA and concluded around the 100 mark (!). Last year on a whim, I asked the owner of GOGOS to select a half dozen movies from the series that he felt were especially good examples of it and that's what he did. Thus, what we are showing today, #19 and the ones that will follow as we did already subtitle a few so even if this one surprisingly is a bomb (that I doubt, but I'm a preternaturally positive person) will be jumping around a bit. If they do well (please, please!), we'll license the entire series and like other series, will periodically dot our update schedule with them on everyone's favorite shuffle mode.

Anyway, with the preamble out of the way, now it's time to talk about the movie it--nah, I've another thing to say, but it's not exactly about the movie, but the setup: we translated the title as CHIROPRACTIC [MASSAGE] CLINIC but anyone who has been to Japan knows that while actually chiropractic clinics exist, as they don't take NHI, the clinics that reign in their stead are "整骨院" or as my handy dictionary informs me: "osteopathic clinics". For those who can't read the Kanji, it's "seikotsuin". As "osteopathic clinic" is a term most are not familiar with, we're going with chiropractic even though this technically is not one, but looks close enough so please don't send us hate mail, medical specialists!

The setup of not just NEW KABUKICHO CHIROPRACTIC MASSAGE CLINIC 19, but pretty much the entire series to the best of my knowledge involves what seems to be the same "doctor" doing his routine on three women with at least one of the scenes going all the way while the other one or two stops a little bit short. The newhalf massage movie by PETERS we showed last year actually has a very similar flow to this series except here instead of beautiful women with penises, we've beautiful women with vaginas which may be more of a fan favorite (no shame if you prefer the 'with penises' type, it sure is easier to tell when orgasm is achieved if there's squirting!). Thus, while neither this series nor that PETERS movie may be as "massage-y" as other movies we have shown, it still has a medicinal body relaxation feel but amusingly always starts with clients in proper treatment where bit by bit sees them shedding more and more clothes.

While her name is not given, I've a feeling the actress in the second scene is going to be a fan favorite. She's pale, attractive but approachable, has surprisingly big breasts, seems above average height-wise, has great proportions, and her name is not KANNA SETO but if happened to be related somehow, I wouldn't be surprised.