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“I Have a Dream,” or Free Handjob?

This film is not so much adult video. Rather it is about adult video and those who watch and fantasize — and dream. A JAV studio invites a group of men to be part of the dream. They come together (and individually, [sorry]) for a tryout camp. Are they good enough? Can they live a life of sexual adventure with the most beautiful women in all the world? Will their dream become their reality?

The emcee for this day’s screening is apparently a highly regarded JAV actress. She’s beautiful and lush and sexually arousing. The outfit she wears is all business, yet deliciously fashionable. (I hated seeing her take it off when the time came!) Yet she seems to want to offset some of that sexual charisma by presenting herself in a military drill sergeant persona. She will intimidate and control her recruits. She also has an assistant — as do all drill sergeants — apparently this lovely woman is also a JAV actress but seemingly of lower stature.

There are 15 or 20 men, ranging in age from 22 through early fifties. Not meaning to disparage, but most look like nerdy guys who spend all their free time in a dark room diddling their dicks while endlessly watching JAV DVDs. At first glance, none look remotely like the male actors I usually see in JAV productions. Anyway, the leaders hand out a written test to be completed. They warn it is very difficult, even for people in the business! The men are sitting on the floor and have to complete the test without any desks or tables of any sort, not the most hospitable approach.

While the tests are being graded, the emcee recruits a working male JAV actor to partner with her in a typical sex scene. I don’t know who the man is, but I know if I were a woman, I’d be begging him to do me! They proceed through the scene as she points out how the action is being managed by the director, how the lotion used to lube the connecting parts is put into the hand off camera, how the condom is put on off camera, etc. Every few minutes she interrupts her passion panting to point out camera angles and other technical details. I can’t say for sure, but it appeared to me most of the men watching were more bored than thrilled. I was a bit bored myself.

Following the sex scene, one man asked to be excused. Reality has burst the bubble of his fantasy, and he no longer wants to be a JAV actor. After a sad and heartfelt parting scene, he is seen all alone pushing his bicycle down the street, hoping, I suppose, he can recover his fantasy world with a few fresh DVDs.

I have no idea why squirting semen for distance should be the measure of a male adult film actor, but that’s the premise for what, ultimately, is really a handjob video. The rest of the film is individual applicants being jerked off by the woman running the show. If you like handjobs (and I do, which is why I got this video to begin with), this is pretty good. The woman is a true dick master, nearly as good at milking out a dick as any actress I’ve ever seen. Each man has a five minute time limit, quaintly measured by an hourglass timer. (I guess it’s the visuals!) For the viewer, it’s nice to know you won’t have to wait all day for some guy just enjoying being in the moment for as long as he can manage the pleasure. All but one squirted out within the time limit. The embarrassed man was sent home early.

The assistant, tape measure in hand, measured the squirting distance of each man. A 53-year-old blew them all away with a little dick and a seven-foot squirt. Average seemed to be around two feet.

Overall, it’s a fun film, but it’s really not about the dream. I think, for the aspirants, it was really more about getting an outstanding, free handjob from a beautiful and sexy JAV actress. I’d probably take that deal! She is really that good.

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Liberating a Libido

I believe that sluts are the best women. “Slut” is generally seen as a derisive term. It carries the societal condemnation of “loose woman.” What that really means is that she’s a woman who has broken free of the ridiculous constraint of being under the thumb of one man. To me, a slut is a woman who can celebrate and fully enjoy her sexuality in any and every way she chooses. If she’s satisfied with one partner, fine. If she wants/needs new partners or multiple partners every day, good for her. It’s her body, and no one should tell her how to use it (outside of competent, professional medical advice). This film is the beautiful story of a slut coming of age, and I love it.

“You’re an upstanding lewd woman,” is the defining line in this wonderful film. The “lewd woman” is an everyday housewife, Nanako, in a marriage undergoing strife. The husband is unemployed and not having success finding a new job despite working hard at it. finances are strained, bills are probably piling up — and typically, sex is the last thing on his mind, leaving the wife sexually frustrated. This frustration comes through explicitly as she’s preparing dinner and is overcome by a carrot — and satisfies herself with it in the kitchen.

Nanako’s neighbor helps her get a part-time job waitressing in some sort of bar. While the business model is never quite explained this is sort of a cross between a house of ill-repute and a swinger’s club as far as I can see. Our heroine becomes overwhelmed watching the sexual activities, and both her neighbor and the bar owner encourage her to begin participating. Over a period of time she vacillates between feeling guilty about this job and loving the sexual satisfaction it provides. Eventually she comes to embrace this as a fulfilling way to live her life — and it doesn’t hurt when she finds her husband is also working there, telling her he has “found his calling” in life. They agree to remain married, and Nanako ends by proclaiming, “…and this is the way I found happiness.”

Sex may not be the greatest, per se, but it does come about naturally within the story, both heterosexual and lesbian. Nanako portrays a true sexual desperation when pleasing herself. She, unfortunately, is an unenthusiastic and inept cocksucker, but she makes up for that in her avid love of being fucked and having satisfying orgasms.

My only complaint is that Zenra chose to break this into two parts. Each part is less than one hour so the whole thing could easily have been offered as a single film. Acting is excellent. Camerawork is perfectly suited to the story. And for a change, we have an adult film that is actually believable. Congratulations, Nanako and all the good sluts of our world!