The Incredibly Shameful Hazing of the New Female Announcer

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The Incredibly Shameful Hazing of the New Female Announcer
with English Subtitles

 

Our update today marks the final movie from our initial batch of FHD ROCKET updates.  Don't worry as we already picked up over a dozen more not too long ago.  There's a reason, however, why this title starring the incredibly cute and compact MIORI HARA was saved for last:  subtitling difficulty.

THE INCREDIBLY SHAMEFUL HAZING OF THE NEW FEMALE ANNOUNCER was an extremely challenging release to work on from a subtitling perspective.  This time it wasn't due to its group nature (many people talking over each other), but more due to it being less a JAV movie and more a 155 minute variety TV broadcast.  Like other 'embarrassment performance' updates, this is another that features essentially zero sex and masturbation, but a good deal of stark nudity and extreme perversion in the form of word play.  So yes, a major challenge this was for our subtitlers, but we sure hope all our subscribers find enjoyment in this especially twisted release.

It almost goes without saying, but really, unless you can comprehend Japanese near fluently, a title like SHAMEFUL HAZING absolutely needs captions.  A small amount of the play may be obvious, but there's just so much going on from that initial (and admittedly almost too long) one-on-one training scene to the insane finale where a naked MIORI HARA squats again and again while shouting out the lewdest things imaginable.  Oh, and the number of squats was based on a formula involving getting her weight, age (verified by ACTUAL driver's license while being filmed), and even the number of wrinkles around her anus.

The overall amount of nudity compared to previous updates from this ROCKET series may have been a smidgen less, but this could be my favorite one due how firmly MIORI remains in 'our world'.  It's a great example of the whole "is the whole world insane except for me?" trope.  This is something I love seeing in my wacky JAV and ROCKET has done it before, but never as good as they have here.

MIORI HARA may not have the body type and face that everyone may love, but I at least totally adore her.  I love her cute chipmunk cheeks and her small, but perfectly-proportioned frame.  Surprise, surprise when I found out she actually hails from Tokyo and not some uncharted bucolic paradise.  You'd think with looks that traditional, she'd be from a locale as far from a big city as you can possibly get.  Also major props to her for doing such an extreme title so early in her career.  She's still active to this very day (as of writing this at least) and hopefully her pace picks up even more.  Most JAV stars will not do movies like SHAMEFUL HAZING because they take a lot more time to prepare for and being the star of a 2.5 hour release all about being naked while people say cruel things to you isn't the definition of 'fun' for most people.

Still, you could tell this was a blast for everyone involved.  There were a few instances of stifled laughter and behind-the-scenes buffs may love that there are (intentional) times where you can actually see production crew.  What today's update lacks in sex it makes up for in some truly ingenious ways and is definitely worth watching.



A Message to subscribers and also potential subscribers:  this movie is labeled as an Exclusive release because this is the first official presentation of it outside of Japan.  We would like to know your impressions of this production.  Did you like it?  Did you not?  Your feedback is truly appreciated as it can help us decide the best possible Japanese adult video entertainment for you from here on out.  Don't be shy and please feel free to contact us with your thoughts!


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